Littered with fouls, sendings-off, and more than a handful of off-the-ball incidents, Don't Mention the Score is a hilarious and often exasperating journey through England's 135-year history of footballing underachievement.
Offers the story of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales. This book aims to capture the essence of this green and pleasant land in 100 episodes. From the hooded druids of Stonehenge to the hoodied chavs of the Bluewater Shopping Centre, it recalls the nation's towering achievements and darkest hours.