Humour

It's the best of times and the worst of times. You're welcoming a new addition to the family, but you're now officially old. You're also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowing

Just because they're rich, beautiful and successful doesn't mean that celebrities don't have trouble pulling. This work contains the chat-up lines, which they wish they could think of to have babes and blokes falling at their feet.

Ricky Gervais has spent a lifetime exploring the finer details of the world of the Flanimals.

In time-honoured fashion, Another Weird Year 4 brings you the stories that no lover of bizarre, inexplicable and downright hilarious news items can afford to miss, all handily grouped by theme (Love and Marriage, Law and Order, Animals etc). Read about: the blind man banned from saying 'phlegm'; the ...

There are some people who never have bad hair days. Eggheads, skinheads, slapheads - this book explores in depth the world of those whose heads are covered more by air than hair. From suggested causes such as an excess of virility, cycling or cerebral activity, to supposed miracle cures, it takes us on a tour through this far from barren subject.

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word - U.S. President. Shakespeare, Shake-speare, Shakspeare, Shaxberd, Shakespere, Shak-speare, Shaskpear, Shakspere, Shaksper, Schaksp., Shakespear, Shakespheare. 'My spelling is Wobbly' - Winnie-the-Pooh

Office escapee Malcolm Burgess exploits the deep vein of negativity and rebelliousness that runs through every office - from the agony of the away day via Hot Desking, office politics, romances and parties, to the sheer terror of work reunions or 'teleconferencing'. Better than any stress-ball or executive ...

Smarter than dogs and cleaner than cats, pigs are one of Earth's oldest inhabitants. This is a celebration of all things porcine, including porky proverbs, great grunters of literature, hogs in history and performing pigs.